Kaoru Hitachiin Shrine
The Joys of the Internet
March 25th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
In the event you haven’t heard yet, Kyouya-senpai put Hikaru and me in charge of the upkeep of this website. I’m not sure he fully understands what he’s unleashed.
Of course, we have to be sneaky about it. Hikaru is amazing with a computer so we have encoded a bunch of fun programming tricks into the site. Most of them are to annoy Tono. For example, we have arranged so that whenever Tono logs onto the site, the picture we photo-shopped of a half-naked Haruhi floats across the screen. He turns bright red every single time. Then Tono goes and complains to Kyouya-senpai, on a long-distance phone call no less since Kyouya-senpai is away. After each phone call, Tono will go sulk in a corner that Hikaru and I like to call, “The Corner of Woe.â€
I don’t think we will be made to remove our edits though. After all, it’s not like we’re doing anything to annoy customers and Kyouya-senpai has so much to worry about with his trip and I don’t think he wants more things to do.
Speaking of which, there has been a small disturbance in the club over the FAQ section. There were some questions asked of Haruhi which Tono found a bit…offensive. When Kyouya-senpai insisted that the questions must be answered, Tono demanded the club hold a vote to decide on whether that section should be kept. Hunny-senpai and Mori-senpai didn’t really care one way or the other, seeing as they haven’t even received one question. Kyouya-senpai was completely for keeping the section and Tono was completely against it.
We wanted to add our own special blend to the voting. Hikaru voted for it and I voted to remove it, which left Haruhi with the deciding vote. Then we got to spend an hour watching Tono do everything in his power to convince Haruhi to vote his way. By the end of it, Haruhi was so upset at him that I don’t think Tono will be leaving his “Corner†for at least a week.
In case you were wondering, Haruhi decided that we should keep the section. I’m not entirely sure why since she has complained about how much of her time it takes up, but I did see this particularly evil glint in Kyouya-senpai’s eyes.
The drama of the host club never stops.
By: Kaoru Hitachiin |
Since Tono loves to spend a lot of time in his Corner, we need to do something about livening that place up, Kaoru.
That would be very interesting Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun…and why not?