Introduction

Tamaki: Welcome, one and all, to the Host Club. We are a band beautiful high school men whose only desires are to please. Beauty is around us, and it is in you, dearest reader–

Hikaru: Tono, shut up.

Kaoru: You talk too much.

Hikaru: Tono’s right, though. We’re seven awesomely sexy men that all the ladies just can’t get enough of.

Kaoru: Especially the two superiorly handsome red-headed twins, who are the obvious favourites.

Haruhi: Will we ever be able to make a decent introduction?

Hunny: Waahh~! Usa-chan wants to make an introduction too! Ne, Takashi?

Mori: Un.

Hikaru: It’s a dilemma, being so famous. The handsome twins are by far the most sought-after pair, well to the point of being harassed in the hallways and confessed to left and right.

Kaoru: They do in fact have a closet full of valentines from last year, and are expecting to have to renovate their room for this year.

Hikaru: Due to the excessive amount of stalkers, they also have to keep on changing their phone numbers. It’s been putting a big damper in their social life since their friends couldn’t keep up with all the numbers.

Kaoru: In some respects though, the number changing is actually helpful as it prevents a certain blond haired person from constantly waking them up in the morning.

Hikaru: And it also—

Kyouya: That’s enough thank you. As my companions told you before; welcome to Ouran Koukou Host Club where we devote our time to you lovely princess. I am not as good with words as Tamaki is; but please do not think of us as conceited because we choose to appreciate beauty – but merely because we love to surround ourselves with you. To book a time slot please visit the section that concerns reservations.Of course to continue this wonderful service, our Host Club funds must be filled. Please be sure to visit the auction site where you may purchase items of your liking from the Host’s personal belongings. We look forward to seeing your lovely faces soon in the Host Club – please grace us with your presence.