Two dashing young men with red hair both live in a Wicked Witch’s castle ruled by an iron pair of glasses. The only way they can escape the Witch’s attention is to release the Royal Mushroom Grower upon the Witch. However, the Witch is immune to the regular mushrooms that the Mushroom Grower cultivates and must be subjected to the Puppy-Eye mushrooms that the Grower often tends.

For the poisonous mushrooms to sprout, the two gorgeous young men need to have the Boring Court Jester say mean things to the Royal Mushroom Grower. For the Boring Court Jester to say mean things to the Royal Mushroom Grower, the Grower needs to annoy the Jester. The two charming young men tend to encourage the Grower in this task but are often not needed since the Royal Mushroom Grower does a pretty good job on it by himself. They still do it anyway because unlike the Jester, they don’t want to fade into supporting roles.

There is not a lot to do in the castle and the two handsome young men are often forced to amuse themselves by annoying both the Royal Mushroom Grower and the Boring Court Jester.

Their other companions in the castle are the Living Statue that guards the edifice from danger and the Royal Pastry Chef who tends to the cakes. The castle gets regular monsters who visit and can only be satisfied by catering to their demands which the two attractive young men are subjected to do by the Wicked Witch.

The two young men are often the only pillar of sanity in this madcastle of chaos. That is, of course, when they are not causing it themselves.

These two youths don’t deserve to suffer in such an environment and are in need of rescuing.

Copied off of Kaoru’s biography because Hikaru was too lazy.