Archive for September, 2007

This is crazy..

29 Sep 2007, 14:02

Honey-senpai is a genius. He got his brother to join, isn’t that amazing? Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Chika-chan~~~

But Tono, do you really want me to say this? Oh all right.

Tono wants Nekozawa-senpai here, too. Those two are like mortal enemies, I don’t get why Tono would want Nekozawa-senpai on the site in the first place. Kaoru and I don’t mind. This gives us the opportunity to make up fake things on his profile like…

…a hidden affinity for Morning Musume.

Ahahaha! ?

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A Brilliant Idea

26 Sep 2007, 18:08

Bonjour, mes amis!

 The time for celebrations has come at last, and I am pleased to announce that Kyouya and I have come up with the most ingenious plan. This is a plan that has been so wholly formed, so cleverly planned out, so much so that one will not be able to resist such a thrilling idea! We are sure that all you lovely young belles filles will most definitely appreciate this token of love we have come up with. Host Club Pancakes. Imagine; taking home your very own spicy Hitachiin twins, or the silent, bittersweet Mori, or his counterpart, the sweet Honey? Or could you envision taking a bite out of Kyouya’s own dashing features; a cool flavour of melon?

 And Haruhi.

 Haruhi, in all his brown-haired wide-eyed innocence, a golden, perfectly formed pancake for your utter satisfaction! Haruhi’s sweet taste of strawberries for you to savor, an essence so beautiful and so out-of-reach it lingers on your tongue… And of course you can’t forget the King, the one whose pancake will be most delicious of all; a crispy golden surface, flaking off tantalisingly so unlike the smooth skin of a certain, shall we say, unnamed kingly figure. The pancake’s eyes, colored blue with berries, winking up at you, the taste of pure rhapsody … and a crown, etched in honey, sitting atop Tamaki Suou’s head.

 Yes, I’m sure that’ll be the one sold out the most. But did you know that most pancakes are only sugar and flour, and although their taste might remind us of the better times, nothing could compare to the sweet satisfaction of seeing your sparkling eyes and being close to your heavenly radiance once more.

 Now the only step to finish it will be to ask Kyouya to contact the owners of the shop we visited a little while earlier, and convince them that backing up this little … profit-raiser of ours will surely aid their name. After all, what could be more exciting than making pancakes in the shapes of our own heavenly countenances? I am sure they will be honored to be charged with such a task, and certainly feel blessed.

 That’s my good deed for the day.

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Yeah, right

22 Sep 2007, 14:36

I glared at him defiantly. He had me pinned to the ground, the razor in his hand hummed dangerous threats above my head. If I bothered to move I know my life would be over. Or my hair.

I did not plead. It was embarrassing enough already having your younger brother on top of you.

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